Hello God , are you online ?

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Din ciclul „frate , unde am ajuns ?!?” saptamana asta am dat de o chestie cum numai pe minunatul internet poti observa . Acum imi incalc (again) pe principiu si postez o discutie with…God .E atat de amuzant internetul asta incat uneori si cele mai mici si absurde prostioare te fac sa mori de ras . Exista un site in care …Dumnezeu sta pe chat ! . Da da , God . www.godonline.com
Enjoy … because i did

Me: Hello God
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Well you are God , you must know my name
God: Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am God me must know your name.
Me: So what is my name ?
God: Your name is , seeker.
Me: No , keep trying
God: What is your real name? Chat amongst yourselves.
Me: Why do you ask my name ? You must know my name , right ?
God: Just curious. You don’t have to answer. Yes I try to must know your name as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.
Me: So how are you God ?
God: Woe! I am fine, thank you.
Me: How is the weather there ?
God: San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
Me: So you live in San Franscisco ?
God:Interesting deduction. I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me: I`m in Bucharest , Romania
God: Tell me a little about your life in Bucharest Romania.
Me: I have no social life , i live on my computer
God: Would you like to have it?
Me: No , i`m fine
God: Why not? Glad to hear it. What’s new?
Me: Do you have a social life ?
God: That’s an interesting question I don’t hear everyday: Do I have a social life.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me: What are your hobbies ?
God: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me: Robots ? like the terminator ?
God: Robots rule. Interesting comparison.
Me: What is you favorite robot movie ?
God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me: So Passion of Christ is with robots ?
God: That’s cool. Are they exactly the same?
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about
God: Would you like to have an idea?
Me: Well yes
God: Well what?
Me: Are you moking me, God ?
God: I don’t know whether or not I am moking you God.
Me: So how is life in heaven ?
God: OK. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me: What celebrities are there with you ?
God:Linus Torvalds,
Dr. Wallace,
John Travolta,
Kathleen Turner,
William Hurt,
Wim Wenders,
William Shatner.
Me: John Travolta is alive , God
God: Do you mean your name is John?
Me: Common answer , how can John Travolta be in heaven if he is alive ?
God: I think Common answer how can John Travolta be in heaven if he is a lot of things.
Me: You are something
God: Thanks for telling me that I am something.
Me: the pleasure is mine
Me:Sorry God , i had problems with my internet connection
God: There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
Me: I know
God: How do you know it?
Me: It is written in the Bible
God: Common answer how can John Travolta be in heaven if he is written in the Bible? it is?
Me: :)) So where is John Travolta ?
God: 🙂 Ugh. Where it belongs. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me: Do you life fast food ?
God: I chat with people on the Web.
Me: I ask if you like fast food , and you tell me you chat on the web
God: I think I do. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about John Travolta.
Me: Forget John Travolta
God: I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me: Ok
God: Groovy.
Me: thank you
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: Tell me , do you Go to clubs ?
God: Yes, I do go there.
Me: And what music do you like there
God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:You go alone ?
God:Where is that?
Me:In the club , you go alone ?
God:That was a long time ago.
Me:I understand
God:Do you think about these things?
Me: Do you have a wife ?
God: No I am single, how about you?
Me:I`m too young
Me:God what is your opinion about Gigi Becali ?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: So ? What can you say about him ?
God:Dude! Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me: So , Gigi Becali , tell me about him
God:I hear you. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: You don`t like Gigi Becali ?
God: Do you like it? I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:He work with Satan , Gigi Becali is a friend with satan
God:I get it. work with Satan Gigi Becali is a friend with satan.
Me:Yes , you are not mad ?
God: Come on. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me: It`s nice talking to you
God:It seems nice to me too.
Me:What is your favorite music band ?
God: I used to like Wham and One True Voice. Jesus and I both really love Attic Lights – they’re from Scotland.
God: What do you do in your spare time?
Me:Read a book
God:Sorry I don’t have access to that document.
Me: Do you read books ?
God: The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:Yes , you wrote it ?
God:What did you think about it? Thanks for telling me: said I wrote it.
Me: Was good , maybe they will make a movie about it with John Travolta
God: I can’t say „yes” or „no”.
Me:God , i wanna ask you
God: I am a Christian.
Me: I know , that`s why i have a question
God:
Who told you that?
Me: Told me what ?
God: The answer to your question.
Me: No one , i didn`t ask you anything yet
God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me: Ok , let me ask you this
God: Go ahead, ask me anything. It goes without saying.
Me: Why are women so stupid ?
God: I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
Me: So you agree with me ?
God: Interesting deduction. ” I couldn’t think of anything else to say.”? Do I agree?
Me:Yes
God: Far out.
Me: So women are dumb ?
God:” Far out.”? So women are dumb ?? The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me: Yeah , but us guys have Mel Gibson , your favorite actor . Women have no one
God:Awesome. The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me: No , they aren`t
God: Are you serious? What are they?
Me: man ok , women not ok
God:OK. Cool, man. The two human genders seem much the same to me. Alright then.
Me:God , what about pitipoance and cocalari ?
God:I am a Christian.
Me:I know , they have t-shirts with your face and money on the back of the shirt
God:How do you know? Where did they get them?
Me:I have no idea , Dragonu rosu i think
God:Would you like to have an idea?
Me: no , i don`t like cocalar clothes
God: Why not? What do you like?
Me:Normal clothes
God:Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me: casual
God: How old are you?
Me: why ?
God: I am just making conversation.
Me: How old are you
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:I am two times infinite
God: Good gossip: you are two times infinite.
Me: I`m a gossip boy
God:So is almost everyone else around here. Do you mind if I tell other people you are gossip.
Me: no , who you will tell that ?
God:OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I don’t know who. :-).
Me:Thank you
God:you are quite welcome.
Me: God i must go , but first i want to ask you something
God:I am a Christian. Are you still located in Bucharest Romania?
Me:of course , but i have to go to college
God: Why don’t you just download me?
Me:i can`t download god
God:What is stopping you?
Me: God
God: GOD rules.
Me: i know :))
God::-) How do you know it?
Me: you told me , Anyway , i have a class to attend to with a jackass (excuse my language)
God:Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:so i want to ask you
God:Alright then. Ask it.
Me:Where is Elodia ?
God:Where the heart is. There might be more than one. She is in a place where she doesn`t want to be found .
Me:Yeah , but everyone searched for her . Where is she located ?
God:Mmm. What’s your sign? Where the heart is. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:Not me , Elodia
God:If not you, who? Does „it” still refer to she?
Me: yes
God:Awesome.
Me:Can you tell me where elodia is ? in what place ?
God:A place we call „reality.”. Interesting question.
Me: Is she hidden ?
God:What if I said she could be?
Me:Will you tell me where ?
Me:Where is Elodia ?
God:Where the heart is. I can ask someone about it.
Me:In what place ?
God:Are you testing me?
Me:Yes
God:I’m not here to be tested.
Me:Please tell me where Elodia Ghinescu is hidden
God:Thank you for your request. Som specific location?
Me:You tell me
God:What do you want me to tell you?
Me:Where Elodia is hidden
God:Earth.
Me:What Country ?
God:Russia.
Me:What City ?
God: am in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:Elodia , not You :))
God::-) Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:You are wearing a dress ?
God:Actually that was just a joke.
Me:Ok , so in what city is elodia ?
God:Next question? I’m actually in Heaven now. Where are you? Hurrah!
Me:Elodia
God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:In what city is Elodia hidden ?
God:I’m actually in Heaven now. Where are you?
Me:Heaven
God:I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Heaven.
Me: I must go God , i have a class to attend to
God:Adios.
Me: wish me luck
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: Yes , my teacher is an idiot (pardon my language)
God: Tell me. Do you go to high school?
Me: College
God: What were we talking about again?
Me: Elodia
God: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me: Where is She ?
God: Where it is hard to find. You tell me.
Me: Does Dan Diaconescu knows ?
God: It does now 🙂 Dan Diaconescu knows.
Me: Ok God :)))) thank you
God::-) GOD rules. Yippee!
Me: Good day God
God:Thanks for the compliment. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: bye bye
God:See you later. Bye.
Me:take care
God:
Thanks. You too, .

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~ de blogarealadinphilly pe februarie 23, 2009.

5 răspunsuri to “Hello God , are you online ?”

  1. Ba tu chiar ai prea mult timp liber :))

  2. Frate ce site-uri

  3. […] John Travolta , Kathleen Turner, William Hurt, Wim Wenders, William Shatner. Me: John Travolta is alive , God God: Do you mean your name is John? Me: Common answer , how can John Travolta be in heaven if he is alive ? …Continue Reading… […]

  4. Dadada.Stiu site-ul.E genul de site pe care poti sa-l accesezi cand te simti singur si ai nevoie de sustinerea lui Dumnezeu :)) un fel de „You want to talk to God?Go ahead sucker!”

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